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Deploy first, debug later.

Deploy first, debug later.

Share a fake deploy disaster

Build a funny CI/CD meltdown, preview it like a real terminal, then send one link to friends or coworkers. No account. No real deploys.

  1. Step 1

    Pick a story

    Use a preset or fill in the fields

  2. Step 2

    Preview

    Watch the fake deploy log play out

  3. Step 3

    Share

    Copy the link and send it to your team

Quick start

Your disaster details

How bad was it?

Step 3 — Share

Preview first, then copy the query link below — it encodes your story in the URL (no database). On the preview page you can post to past terminal errors for a short saved link and voting.

/run/my-app?project=my-app&developer=you&error=Forgot+semicolon+on+line+404&severity=critical&ending=Congratulations%2C+you+are+now+senior+engineer.

Query link · short saved links appear after you post from preview